May 13, 2012
Bianca is back from a break but she will be leaving after her
last shift on the 28th July. She is keen to see all her regular
clients and anyone else lucky enough to come in before then.
She is a very pretty and very busty sweety.
We also have a number of new girls who are doing a few
shifts until they settle in.
I like this from the last email:
Sign at Starbucks:
Unattended children will be given
an espresso and a free puppy!
Sorry, but I went through a big list to get these and then
realized that they are all repeats:
Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and
notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"
The guy replies "A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears.
"You are granted one wish" says the genie.
The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and disappears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open
and pouring in come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks
falling all over each other through the bar door.
"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish,
"I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"
A central west couple drove their car to K-Mart only to have it break
down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small
group of people near the car, on closer inspection she saw a pair of male
legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts,
his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back in place.
On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring
at her husband, who had been standing idly by.
The mechanic however had to have three stiches to his head.
Two Mexican rebels are struggling through the desiccating heat of the
desert when they can’t believe their eyes.
In the distance they see a small tree covered with delicatessen meats.
Look Pepe we are saved, its a bacon tree, its a bacon tree.
They begin to run with their last breath towards the inviting food...
wheee ee .. Whee...
Suddenly federal soldiers with a machine guns pop up and begin to
shoot at them. “Pepe, run away! Run away Pepe, its a ham bush!”
Little Sally came home from school and told her mother.
'Frankie Brown showed me his willy today!'
Before her mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say,
'It reminded me of a peanut'
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked,
'Really small was it?'
Sally replied, 'No...salty!'
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth
wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such
a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession.
Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's
eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years,
I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show
me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
She said 'I don't think you really understand, my
name was Brian and I played for Manly!’
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town,
he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on
the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much
more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though,
he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from h
is 'member'.. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how
to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but
still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line
with his mobile phone (Thank god for mobile phones!). 'Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?' 'Don't worry,' replied the customer service rep, 'The machine will
release automatically once it's collected two gallons.'
Mad Wife Disease A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked
up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Laura Lou written on it,' she replied. 'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name
of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained. 'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a
good explanation.' Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked
up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which
knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for? 'Your horse phoned.'
The winner of the double massage
this week is: BLUE E 64
last week: ORANGE A 65
Wednesday, 29.2.12 E-53 Black
Wednesday, 07.3.12 C-77 Red
Wednesday, 14.3.12 B-57 Orange
Wednesday, 21.3.12 F-13 Orange
Wednesday, 28.3.12 F-47 Blue
Wednesday, 04.4.12 D-09 Green
Wednesday, 11.4.12 A-09 Red
Wednesday, 18.4.12 E-72 Green
Wednesday, 25.4.12 F-68 Black
Wednesday, 2.5.12 A-65 Orange
Wednesday, 9.5.12 E-64 Blue
See all the winning results at:
See past emails at:
Kings Court: Busty List
These are genuine and real:
Busty and shapely:
Lisa, Nichola, Amy, Alicia, Claudia
Isabelle, Crystal, Jane (Japanese)
Extra Busty and Shapely:
Helena, Bianca (breastacular)
Busty and Cuddly:
Skye, Carmen, Heidi (German) and Eve (Finlander)
Slim and Busty: Olivia, Ruby, Melanie
The Kings Court Massage
“Whole List” refreshed on Saturday 13.05.12
We have as well as these below another 5 new young shy girls just starting!
Alicia, mostly days, busty Aussie, likes to wear sexy themed outfits - Affectionate.!
Amy, Busty and Beautiful Korean, Very young.
Arn, Japanese sweet and petite
April, slim blonde German – very shy
Bianca Lovely girl – very pretty
Breastacular Bianca is back! Will be leaving on her last shift
on the 28th July. She is keen to see all her clients before then.
Ring 02 9660 0666 for shifts times !!!!
Bonny a popular Aussie Girl is back also !!!
Bridgette Busty Canadian Cute Accent NEW
Candice, Brunette Aussie
Cara, Indonesian, slim shy pretty
Carmen, Busty Aussie/European NEW
Carly, Tall slim brunette Aussie
Chloe, Shapely brunette Aussie
Claudia, Busty blonde Aussie
Cleo, Thai, tall slim pretty away until early May
Crystal, Blonde Aussie Great T!ts Wow!
Eve, Cuddly very blonde Finlander – very shy
Hannah, Brunette Aussie
Heidi, Cuddly blonde German now travelling Australia for a while
Helena, busty DD European redhead
Isabelle, Busty DD personable brunette Aussie. Great fun in the spa !!!!
Jane, Busty Japanese Very nice body
Kathryn, Shapely Blonde Aussie
Lilly, Pretty slender American/Italian away till the 6th May
Lisa, Dark busty Indian
Lucy, Tiny cute Korean
Martina, Slim Blonde Aussie NEW
Melanie, Cute shapely busty Asian/Aussie
Mya, Energetic and friendly and very attractive Asian away to 6th May
Nadia, Pretty Slovakian with good massage. Very popular! Away for a couple of months.
Nichola, Busty Italian – always busy – Bellissimo !!! Very popular
Olivia, Curvy Indonesian Very sweet!
Rosemarie, Slim Aussie blonde. Away to the 6th June
Ruby, Slim Brunette Aussie
Samantha, Blonde Aussie tall and shy
Sandy, Japanese sweet and petite, very nice girl Holiday until 28th April
Skye, Aussie blonde, Cuddly Rubenesque shat 18 year old NEW
Taylor, Shapely Blonde Aussie has returned from overseas trip – very popular !!
Valeska, “Snow White” She has very black hair and very white skin. A slim, sexy minx.
Victoria, Tiny Aussie NEW
Yasmin German/Aussie brunette very pretty and very popular
Kings Court: The place where first time customers come to
meet first time girls.
Remember: Everyone knows someone who should know
about Kings Court.Some girl who needs a harmless
job or some boy who needs to start out on the right track.
Here is a bit of ‘Big John” stuff:
HANDY THRESHOLD REMINDER
Designed for forgetful engineers. Each line of the following
is the product of bitter experience and frustration by a boss
having to pay for employees to travel back over great
distances because "Oh yeah, silly me, I forgot......."
Use this handy threshold reminder when you pass through
any door from your home, your work or your car.
Where am I going? – Name, Address, Street Directory?
When am I going? – Time, Date from Appointment Diary?
What do I need? – Keys, Sunglasses, Ticket or Toll Money?
Who will I see? – Do I know their name, phone number?
What shall I need? – Docs, Lunch money or Business cards?
What shall I take? – Tools, Parts, Work Book, Laptop?
How will I get in? – Keys, Code or Contact Phone No?
Is my mobile phone charged and receiving calls?
Did I leave any personal items such as a coat or sunglasses?
Did I promise to do something, which I have to write down?
Am I appropriately dressed? Do I need a change of clothes?
Do I have enough time? – Do I have a second place to go?
On the job, create a WORK ZONE where only you will be
working. Anything used on a job and left out of sight will
be left behind while anything in clear view is asking to be
stolen when you are not present. Be in the habit of tidying
up as you work or if you move away from your work zone.
Keep disassembled screws in a bucket and job-rubbish in a
plastic bag. Don’t leave wire-strippings, drink cans or lolly
wrappers on your job. Be in the habit of not placing tools
on ceiling tiles or on ledges. Place everything together in a
group before you begin moving out as you will surely be
interrupted by some form of farewell distraction. Get your
paper work done early and arrange for the person you may
need at the finish to know when you will be leaving. Keep
tax invoices and note serial numbers and all the parts used.
Divide you tools into kits and remove any unnecessary or
duplicated tools and do not keep broken tools or damaged
replacement parts in your tool box. The job is not finished
until all the tools are tidied. The tidy up is job-chargeable.
Repeat this THRESHOLD REMINDER when leaving!
Preparing for an important appointment or court date
TONIGHT !!! Place the item you need to take with you in
the doorway you will leave through in the morning...!
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