Happy Ending News

Mar 15, 2012

Hi Everyone

We are still building up a fine list of girls at the moment.
Some are a bit shy but most guys like our girls.

The retired guy said:
"I am fortunate to have a chemical engineering background
and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine
and whiskey Into urine. It's rewarding, uplifting, and fulfilling.
I really enjoy doing it every day."

"There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the
memory of some temptation we resisted."
James Branch Cabell

“The value of a man’s character can be measured by the
things he has refused to do” Big John

"It's never just a game when you're winning." George Carlin
"It's never just a game when you're loosing." Big John

The Door Greeter:
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced b!tch walks into a store
with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all
the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome - nice children you've got there -- are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl,
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the
younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins?... Do you really think they look alike, ya d*ckead?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would f*ck you twice!"

This is the KONY 2012 link (big internet news story)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc

Q: Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's
clothes have buttons on the left?
A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn
primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is
easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Because
wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on
the maid's right! And that's where women's buttons have remained since.

Q: Why do ships and aircraft use 'mayday' as their call for help?
A: This comes from the French word m'aidez -meaning 'help me' -- and
is pronounced, approximately, 'mayday.'

Q: Why are zero scores in tennis called 'love'?
A: In France , where tennis became popular, round zero on the
scoreboard looked like an egg and was called 'l'oeuf,' which is French
for 'egg.' When tennis was introduced in the US, Americans
(mis)pronounced it 'love.'

The winner of the double massage
last Wed was: RED C 77
And this week was: ORANGE B 57

Winners List:
Wednesday, 04.1.12 C-01 Blue
Wednesday, 11.1.12 F-97 Green
Wednesday, 18.1.12 A-85 Green
Wednesday, 25.1.12 A-46 Blue
Wednesday, 01.2.12 C-48 Orange
Wednesday, 08.2.12 D-12 Green
Wednesday, 15.2.12 A-37 Black
Wednesday, 22.2.12 D-58 Red
Wednesday, 29.2.12 E-53 Black
Wednesday, 07.3.12 C-77 Red
Wednesday, 14.3.12 B-57 Orange

See all the winning results at:
http://kingscourt.com.au/win.php
See past emails at:
http://kingscourt.com.au/happy-ending-news

Kings Court: Busty List
These are genuine and real:
Busty and shapely:
Nichola, Amy, Alicia, Bonny, Claudia
Isabelle, Crystal, Jane (Japanese)
Extra Busty and Shapely:
Helena, Bianca (breastacular)
Busty and Cuddly:
Heidi (German) and Eve (Finlander)
Slim and Busty: Olivia, Ruby,
Rosita (Slim Black American African)

The Kings Court Massage
“Whole List” refreshed on Friday 16.03.12

Alicia, mostly days, busty Aussie, likes to wear sexy themed outfits - Affectionate.!
Amy, Busty and Beautiful Korean, Very young.
April, slim blonde German – very shy NEW
Bianca Lovely girl – very pretty and busty and back now!
Bonny Young Aussie brunette – very pretty and busty NEW
Candice, Brunette Aussie NEW
Cara, Indonesian, slim shy pretty
Carly, Tall slim brunette Aussie NEW
Chloe, Shapely brunette Aussie NEW
Claudia, Busty blonde Aussie NEW
Cleo, Thai, tall slim pretty
Crystal, Blonde Aussie Great T!ts Wow!
Elly, Thai, petitte pretty - sweet NEW
Eve, Cuddly very blonde Finlander – very shy NEW
Heidi, Cuddly blonde German – really sweet little girl NEW
Helena, busty DD European redhead
Isabelle, Busty DD personable brunette Aussie. Great fun in the spa !!!!
Jade, tall slim Aussie NEW
Jane, Busty Japanese NEW
Kathryn, Shapely Blonde Aussie restart – very popular
Lana, Young Korean,
Lilly, Pretty slender American/Italian very sweet little thing.
Lucy, Tiny cute Korean, NEW
Mya, Energetic and friendly and very attractive Asian
Nadia, Pretty Slovakian with good massage. Very popular!
Nichola, Busty Italian – always busy – Bellissimo !!! Very popular
Olivia, Curvy Indonesian NEW
Raquel, Very Slim Brunette Aussie NEW
Rosemarie, Slim Aussie blonde.
Rosita, Slim busty African - black. NEW
Ruby, Slim Brunette Aussie
Samantha, Blonde Aussie tall and shy
Sandy, Japanese sweet and petite, very nice girl
Stacey Tall Aussie slim and popular
Stephanie, Hong Kong Chinese – All the curves in the right places and a smile to melt your heart. NEW
Taylor, Shapely Blonde Aussie has returned from overseas trip – very popular !!
Valeska, “Snow White” She has very black hair and very white skin. A slim, sexy minx.
Yasmin German/Aussie brunette very pretty and very popular

Kings Court: The place where
first time customers come to
meet first time girls.

Remember: Everyone knows
someone who should know
about Kings Court.
Some girl who needs a harmless
job or some boy who needs to
start out on the right track.

SOME INTERESTING URLs:
Big Asse tittiies:
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/6744

Why a squirrel shouldn't:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42741

Madness Combat:
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/15567

Enjoy the art of the tango as it was danced when
it was not well seen for women to dance it.
(Not Gay - South Americans are so different)
http://www.myspace.com/video/imaginart/el-tango-a-la-vieja-usanza/106254714

Luckiest Woman in the World:
(Don’t watch if you are a bit worn out by American Weddings)
Its a Chinese webpage, just hit Play button.
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/9jxzqJeU2gI/

Iacocca Mustang Madness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwSFQSOEtkk

Don’t Tailgate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0G66aOUzOc&NR=1&feature=endscreen

How to shake tits in a corvette:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=3nUUNQyoesA&NR=1

Kid playing with an Otter:
http://www.wimp.com/playingotter/

Time-lapse: One hour at the airport.
http://www.wimp.com/theairport/

The Fire Chief said on camera:
A Mexican family of six, all welfare recipients and gang
members, Lived on the first floor, they died. An Islamic
group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country
from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all
perished in the fire. 6 LA, Hispanic, Gang Bangers,
& ex-cons, lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died.
A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. The couple
survived the fire. Jesse Jackson, John Burris and
Al Sharpton were furious!!
They flew into LA and met with the fire chief, on camera.
They loudly demanded to know, why the Blacks, Black
Muslims and Hispanics, all died in the fire and why only
the White couple lived? The Fire Chief said,
"They were at work"

BANKSTOWN SECONDARY COLLEGE - MATHEMATICS EXAM

NAME ............................
GANG ............................
Time allowed: 1 hour

1. If Mohamed lowers his WRX two inches front and back and puts on
stolen 18-inch Auscar slotted wheels, how many inches has he lost from
the stock suspension?

2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how many razors
will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00pm?

3. If Mustaffa runs 10 km from the Police in Padstow to Lakemba then
steals a car and drives another 5 km to Bankstown, how many kilometres
has he travelled if he ends up hiding in Belmore Shopping Centre?

4. Phan has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an "8 ball" to Hamil for
$320.00 and 2 grams to Dak Hoang for $85.00 per gram. What is the
street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

5. If Darren receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from
Centrelink and works for his brother as a builder and receives a further
$400.00 per week and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11
children for school, how much money does he have left to buy a
smashed Tarago from the Ingleburn Wreckers?

6. If Soula needs 25ml of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair and
Soula is only 19 years old, how many mls will her mother need if she is
47?

7. Mohamed has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out of
10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many
drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

8. If Abdo runs a Doner Kebab shop in Belmore Shopping Plaza and
works as a Taxi driver on weekends and earns $1,200.00 per week,
how much does Centrelink give him for his job search allowance?

9. If the Bankstown ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5%
per month, the overall population increasing at 2.1 % per month, at
what rate are the Aussies leaving?

10. Quang is pimping for three girls. If the price is $75.00 for the
trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so that Quang can
pay for his $200 per day crack habit?

11. If Luigi drives his family and cousins all in one car from Belmore
to Brighton Le Sands, how many round trips will he need to make if
40 of his relatives need a lift and he can put 12 people in his Valiant
at any one given time?

12. If Mario's dad has his top 3 buttons of his shirt open and reveals
1x golden cross and 2 other golden ornaments, and has approximately
17 sq cm of hair coming from his chest with an average length of 2 cm,
what is the probability that the ornaments will be visible from:

a) 2 feet away .....%
b) 5 feet away .....%
c) 100 feet away .....%

Celebrities:
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the
other monks copy the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,
not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head
abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small
error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that
error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for
centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where
the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that
hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody
sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He
sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed
the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!"
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying
uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong,
father?" With a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was...
CELEBRATE!!"..... for those of you who are a bit slow... Celibate!

A trouble and strife story:
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN
HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN
THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE
LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGEX WRITTEN ON MY
FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL
THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE
RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES
IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY
FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! SHE SAYS YOU COULD AT
LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE
ABOUT TO BREAK. I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT
TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE BUNNINGS
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF
HOURS....... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE
TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME. AS HE
WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE
ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS
WORKING AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE
FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS
GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE
AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT
WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE
REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED
WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE
DID YOU BAKE? SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO... DO YOU SEE
SARA LEE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!

Regards
Big John