Apr 21, 2011


Hi Everyone

We are open for all of Easter. Usual times.

Easter Egg:
Banned Cadbury cream Egg Commercial. egg porn. Easter 2011 XXX

Comment on girls: We think that tall busty Isabelle is the
most friendly girl we have ever had. (not extras friendly)

The Future Today - Video Display Eye Glasses:
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Drench – Start to select colours to add to the top left square:

"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man
seated in the front row. The man asked, "What are my choices?"
"Yes or no," she replied.

The winner of the double massage this week is: GREEN D 44
Winners List
Wednesday, 23rd February 2011 D-72 Purple
Wednesday, 2nd March 2011 D-31 Green
Wednesday, 9th March 2011 E-54 Orange
Wednesday, 16th March 2011 B-29 Orange
Wednesday, 23rd March 2011 E-55 Red
Wednesday, 30th March 2011 D-1 Blue
Wednesday, 7th April 2011 F-27 Red
Wednesday, 14th April 2011 E-9 Purple
Wednesday, 20th April 2011 D-44 Green
See all the winning results at: http://www.kingscourt.com.au/win.php

Kings Court – Busty List - These are genuine and real:
Busty and shapely: Alicia, Roxy, Isabelle, Mari (Japanese)
Extra Busty and Shapely: Alana ( a bit more than extra,) Amber, Sabrina, Bianca, June,
Shannon (tattoos,) and Czech Raquel
Tiny Girls Extreme Busty: Josie, Melanie

The Kings Court Massage “Whole List” refreshed on Wed 20.4.11
Asian ladies are presented in green
Alana, Attractive, Fun and English Very Very Busty and Friendly - Awesome Massage!!
Really nice girl with soft white complexion and nice pale nipples.
Alex, Petite Australian/Russian
Alicia, mostly days, busty Aussie, likes to wear sexy themed outfits - Affectionate.!
Amber, Tall curvy busty DD red head Aussie NEW
Amy, Young South American hottie, very nice but unreliable to the max.
Bianca Lovely girl – very pretty and busty BREASTACULAR!!, exotic looks.
Brooke, Tall slim English and pretty. NEW
Cara, Indonesian, slim shy pretty AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS
Carmen, Petitte South American. Nice personality. NEW
Cleo, Thai, tall slim pretty
Dana, Thai, curvy with a very pretty face. NEW
Eve, Petite Australian pretty
Faith, Tall BLACK Marutian. NEW
Hannah Cute Swedish Brunette
Ingrid, busty size 10 – 12 redhead, friendly RESTART
Isabelle, Busty DD personable brunette Aussie. NEW and very nice!!!!
Jade: Very beautiful BLACK AFRICAN princess – nice set of tits
very shy and did I say she was a princess – AWAY FOR THE MOMENT
Jordan, Slim Aussie from Eurasian background. Pretty and Personable. Fairly small. RESTART
Josie Busty pretty Asian. Petite yet busty. Very good masseuse Holidays to 3rd May
Julie: BIG BLACK French chick NEW
June, Busty friendly brunette Aussie.
Kelly, Slim dark Indonesian.
Kim, Slim attractive Asian.
Kylie, Pretty German incredibly beautiful eyes Sweety - Very Popular
Lisa, Slim tall Thai
Louise, on holidays until August
Mari JAPANESE sweet, busty, very nice girl.
Mostly Fri and Sat evening – very sweet and shapely girl.
Melanie, Prettiest big bust on the prettiest little cute girl. RESTART
Melissa, Small personable Aussie brunette. Back on Wed and Fri evenings
Surprisingly very good massage and very popular !!
Monique, Energetic and friendly and very attractive Asian Holidays to Thailand
Mya, Energetic and friendly and very attractive Asian
Nadia, Pretty Slim and curvy Slovakian with actual massage
training. Beautiful personality – Has good repeat Business
Naomi, Young and slim attractive Asian.
Natasha, Slim Aussie with glasses – oh so cute !! NEW
Paris, Pretty European Brunette NEW
Racquel, Busty Blonde, CZECH size 12 RESTART very popular
as she is friendly, busty and gives a very good massage.
Rinee Japanese sweet and petite.
Rosemaree, Slim Aussie blonde, popular NEW
Roxy Busty exotic Aussie Many Tattoos
Sabrina, very, very, very busty European redhead back from holiday
Sandy, Japanese sweet and petite, very nice girl.
Shannon Very Busty exotic Aussie Spanish Many Tattoos
Stacey Tall Aussie slim and popular RESTART
Suzy, Cute Chinese – very good massage and repeat clients. Away til 2nd Mar
Valeska, Slim Gothic. away for two weeks
Vanessa Slim Brunette English Qualified Masseuse for a
great massage and she gets lots of return clients – only Fri
Yasmin German/Aussie brunette ring 02 9660 0666 see when she
is on and be first in as she is very pretty and very popular

Drinking with an Aussie gal:
An Afghan, an Arab, and a Australian Sheila
are in the same bar. The Afghan finishes his beer,
throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and
shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, “In Afghanistan, our glasses are so cheap
we don't need to drink from the same one twice.”
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws the
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces. Saying, “In the Arab World, we
have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either.”
The Aussie Sheila cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the
air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Afghan and the
Arab. Catching her glass, Setting it on the bar, calls
for a refill saying, “In Australia we have so many
illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with
the same ones twice.”

Remember everyone knows someone who should know
about Kings Court – It really is harmless fun!

What the Fire Chief said:
In South Los Angeles, a block of flats was destroyed by fire.
A Mexican family of six, all welfare recipients and gang members
lived on the first floor. They died.
An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country
from Kenya, lived on the second floor. They, too, perished in the fire.
6 LA Hispanic Gang Bangers and ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and
they, too, died.
A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. They survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, of the “Rainbow Alliance” representing all ethnic
groups was furious. He flew into LA and met with the fire chief, on
camera. He loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black
Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and why only the white
couple lived? The fire chief said, "Well, they was at work."
These are from last week:
What ever happened to Tina Arena:
Tina Arena - I Need Your Body

Tina Arena - Italian love song

Boys boys boys - Sabrina

A Tango Song: Mala Junta, danced by Natacha y Jesus

Sade - Smooth Operator

You have to see this – Happy Ending Massage:

Siente Mi Amor by Salma Hayek in Dark City

Sway - A scene from the movie 'dark city'

Pussycat Dolls - Sway (WettenDass_2006_09_30)
A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the
government, complaining about the treatment of captive
insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National
Correctional System facilities.
She received back the following reply:

National Defense Headquarters
M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2

Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern
of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by
Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the
Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan
officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions
were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa.
You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like
yourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department
of National Defence, to be called “Liberals Accept Responsibility for
Killers” program, or L.A.R.K. for short. In accordance with the
guidelines of this new program, we have decided to divert one
terrorist and place him in your personal care. Your personal detainee
has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily
armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is
to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded
in your letter of complaint. It will likely be necessary for you to hire
some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to
ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate
with those you so strongly recommend in your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that
your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will
help him overcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct
in describing these problems as mere cultural differences.
We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling.
Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat
and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or
nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these
skills at your next yoga group.

He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from
common household products, so you may wish to keep those items
locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him. Ahmed will
not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually) since
he views females as a subhuman form of property.
This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known
to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the
new dress code that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire.
I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka
over time. Just remember that it is all part of “respecting his culture
and religious beliefs” as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like
you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our
fellow man. You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be
watching. Good luck and God bless you.
Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defense

The Aussie, the crocodile and the blonde:
Aussie walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the
astonished patrons. “I'll make you a deal. I'll open this
crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then
the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll
open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed…
In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will
buy me a drink.”
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood
up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open
mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd
gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle
and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head.
The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his
genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered,
and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer.
“I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.”
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went
up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly
spoke up.......... “I'll try it - Just don't hit me so
hard with the beer bottle!”

Big John

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